Uranus Crunch

Saw this at boba tea direct and had a good laugh:

Uranus Crunch travels at velocity through space and elongates to be log-like. Uranus Crunch is wrapped with "space" kelp. Saturnians consider Uranus Crunch to be the most delicatable snack and only to be eaten by the Queen of Uranus. Uranus Crunch is rice crackers flavored with soy sauce and wrapped with dried seaweed.

It's just rice crackers~!!! I've had these ones many times, and now I will forever think of them as "Uranus Crunch." This is very disturbing.